The Issues Etc. Blog of the Week

I wrote this song as a shameless attempt to get my blog on the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week. I would sing it but I don't sing very well. It is sung to the tune of "The Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.


The Issues Etc. Blog of the Week

Well, I'm a Lutheran blogger, I've got golden fingers.
And I'm a pariah everywhere I go.
I blog about Jesus, and I blog about truth,
At zero dollars a show.
I review all kinds of books,
That give me all kind of thrills.
But the thrill I've never known,
Is the thrill that'll gitcha,
When you get your blog,
On the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week.

(Blog of the Week.) Wanna hear my blog on the podcast.
(Issues Etc.) Wanna send five copies of the mp3 to my mother. (Yes.)
(Issues Etc.) Wanna hear my Lutheran blog,
On the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week.

I got a loving wife name a-Laura,
Who washes all my jeans.
I got my little, itty-bitty kids,
Proving original sin.
Now it's all designed to blow my mind,
But my mind won't really be blown.
Like the blow that'll gitcha,
When you get your blog,
On the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week.

(Blog of the Week.) Wanna hear my blog on the podcast.
(Issues Etc.) Wanna send five copies of the mp3 to my mother. (Yes.)
(Issues Etc.) Wanna hear my Lutheran blog,
On the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week.

I got a lot of theological books,
That help me know what to say.
I got a genuine Book of Concord,
That's teachin' me a better way.
I got all the friends that Facebook can give me,
So I never have to be alone. (No.)
And I keep gettin' more "likes,"
But I can't get my blog,
On the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week.

(Blog of the Week.) Wanna hear my blog on the podcast.
(Issues Etc.) Wanna send five copies of the mp3 to my mother. (Yes.)
(Issues Etc.) Wanna hear my Lutheran blog,
On the Issues Etc. Blog of the Week...
(Blog of the Week.) Wanna hear my blog on the podcast.